Hello my children. I want to first start off by saying that we started this blog with the idea of offering serious, up-to-the-minute biotech and finance news. We wanted to be professional and serious. Apparently, you guys don’t like that one bit!! It turns out that what really gets you guys and girls worked up is stories about hotties, shit-talking, sex, layoffs and inside info. That’s cool, it gets us worked up too. And we love you!!!

Now, on to the show. Here’s the week’s top ten – the stories that made us all laugh, cry, gasp and maybe even drop our pants (btw, we can’t believe our Patrick Swayze post is still blowing up – we wrote it back in February!).

OK, here we go…

1. Hey! Daphne Zohar’s Follica on FoxNews! (Congrats Daphne! You’re famous!)

2. Astra’s Pussy-for-Pills Makes Gawker (C’mon guys, it’s just a word)

3. AstraZeneca: Next Round of Employees Shown the Exit

4. Latest Layoffs – Bellus, Roche, Synta

5. Novo Nordisk Cruise (Spring Break) 2009 Underway! (omfg how we need pics from this…anyone?)

6. End of the Line for Cell Therapeutics

7. Pfizer to (Eventually) Axe ALL Reps

8. Buyout Rumors: Pfizer Buying Ratiopharm?

9. Today’s Rumor: Pixantrone Deal Coming? (Sure sure)

10. Did Vatalanib Work for Patrick Swayze? (Time of his life?)

And there you go. See you tomorrow morning with our job docket.

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